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コルポ・グロッソ

最近CSで楽しみにしている番組がいくつかあるので、語ってみたいと思います。

最初に「スーパーチャンネル」で火曜深夜に放送されている、「コルポ・グロッソ」を取り上げようと思います。
これはイタリアの「お色気番組」で、PTAのオバサマに見せたら非難轟々となるのは請け負いなんですが、(笑)ヤスシの笑いのツボを毎回刺激してくれる、ある意味「お笑い番組」でもあります。
内容は男女の視聴者が参加して、クイズやゲームをやり、勝負を決めるものなのですが、はっきりいってクイズやゲームなんか、誰も真面目に見ていません!(笑)視聴者の点数が溜まると「ヨーロッパ・スター」なるモデルさん達が服を脱ぎながら踊るのですが、はっきり言ってこっちがメインです。(笑)ユニークなのは視聴者自身が点数が足りなくなるとストリップ(セミヌードですが・・)をやるところがミソ。ていう事は・・そうです、男も脱ぐんですよ。(苦笑)視聴者の女性の中には「ヨーロッパ・スター」なんかより、よっぽどダンスの上手いオネエサンなんかもいたりして侮れません。

これだけなら、「プレイボーイ・チャンネル」のバラエティ番組となんら変わりないのですが、本当の見所は毎回日本版の放送作家が無い知恵を絞って(笑)繰り出すしょーもないギャグなんです。「物知りクイズ」なるコーナーで3択の問題が出るのですが、やれ「京浜サウナセンター」だの、「京王線に飛び込んだ」だのイタリア人が絶対に知ってる訳ないだろ、って突っ込みたくなるような小ネタが満載!そもそもメインキャスターからして、ウンベルト・スマイラなる、見るからにスケベそうな良く肥えた中年オヤジで、このオヤジが番組の間中愚にもつかないギャグを飛ばして周りを呆れさせます!
「スロットマシン」なるコーナーでは、いかにも粗雑な白人が作ったような、精度の低いスロットマシンが登場しますが、しょっちゅうラインよりずれた、中途半端な所で止まるのですが、誰も気にしていません。(笑)
よせばいいのに、このオヤジが毎回歌うコーナーまでありますが、アシスタントのエミーちゃん(巨乳で、しかもチャーミング!)に「皆さん、チャンネル変えてもいいから、90秒たったら戻ってきてね」だの、「今のうちにトイレに行ってきておいてね」だのさんざんバカにされていますが、一向に怯む気配も無く、調子の外れた唄をご披露します。ヤスシなどもすっかり洗脳?されてしまい、オヤジの歌が出てこない回はちょっと寂しい気にさせられる始末デス。(笑)
最早、「お色気番組」というより、おおらかなイタリア人の脳天気ぶりを堪能するような「お笑い番組」に成り下がった趣さえありますが、ヤスシにとっては今や欠かせない楽しい番組になったのであります。
ちなみに今回は「ニッポンでは非常にポピュラーなコミックの事を日本語ではなんと言うのでしょう」という問題で3択は「ワキガ・モモンガ・マンガ」でした。(笑)

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